The Siamese Cat Song

We are Siamese if you please,
we are Siamese if you don't please.
Now we lookin' over our new domicile,
if we like we stay for maybe quite awhile.

Do you seeing that thing swimming 'round and 'round? Yes!
Maybe we could reaching in and make it drown!
If we sneaking up upon it carefully,
there will be a head for you, a tail for me.

Do you hear what I hear? A baby cry!
Where we finding baby, there are milk nearby.
If we look in baby buggy, there could be,
plenty milk for you and also some for me.

(Different verse)

We are Siameeiz if you pleeiz,
we are Siameeiz if you don't please.
We are former residents of Siam,
there are no finer cats than we am.

We are Siamese with very dainty claws,
please observing paws containing dainty claws.
Now we lookin' over our new domicile,
if we like we stay for maybe quite a while.