THE CATS' TEN COMMANDMENTS

1  Thou shall not feed me the same food twice in the same week.
2  Thou shall not tell me what to do ever.
3  Thou shall not sit on my chair without my permission.
4  Thou shall not purchase furniture that resists my claws.
5  Thou shall not feed the birds until I have merged with the nearest bush.
6  Thou shall not transport me to the vet in a cardboard box.
7  Thou shall not purchase or allow into the house a dog with teeth and legs.
8  Thou shall make all the bed-space available that I may need during the night.
9  Thou shall light the fire whenever I lie near or in last nights ashes.
10 Thou shall obey all of the above or a smell of piddle will gradually flow through the house.